Universe created in six days? - No problem.
Burning bush? - That's cool brah!
Woman made from the rib of a man? - Yup. Says so in the book.
Parting the Red Sea with a stick? - I'm down with that.
Virgin birth? - Yeah baby!
Dead guy resurrected after 3 days and ascends directly into the sky? - Awesome!
Person self-identifies as a different gender? - You're delusional!!!!!
Why the hell is it that people who believe so many things that may or may not have happened thousands of years ago just can't believe what their fellow human beings are saying right now? If you don't agree with them, why not just nod and smile pilitely and move along with your day? I mean seriously, WTF is wrong with people.